Crotchroaches


1. (n- plural) crabs/pubic lice
2. (n-pl) what snooki haz
what’choo scratchin’ fer? you got the crotchroaches ‘er sumthin’?
a person that has s-x with a large number of persons. i.e. s-x addict, finding any hole to hide in.
“john is such a crotch roach. he will f-ck anything.”

a convenient name for a c-ckroach in your pants.
dude 1- ahhhh i got a c-ckroach in my pants!!!
dude 2- thats what you call a crotchroach
a person who’s venereal health is in serious question and there is a significant chance that s-xual conduct will result in in contraction of a std.
dude, you don’t want to take home carla. that girl is infested with crotchroaches!
the female roach.
eeeek! a c-ckroach!!
no i believe that is a female.
oh…eek a crotchroach.

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