Crotchwatcher


a perverted indivdual who stares at people’s crotch area looking for identifiable traces of s-xual organs.
check that crotchwatcher scoping for f-nny bulge.
crotch watcher
a female who derives pleasure from watching the crotches of others in a public setting in an attempt to ascertain the size of a man’s p-n-s. many females crotch watch for sport, while others crotch watch to determine whether they desire to have s-xual intercourse with the prospect. it is said to be quite popular to crotch watch african americans.
ex:
joe: “dude, i keep catching my girlfriend crotch watching random black guys.”
lenny: “maybe it’s because you have a small d-ck, dude.”

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