Crotchy


a term of endearment used by s-xy azn hunnies to describe their beautiful manfriends.
i ♥ my crotchy ^^ he bought me gucci!
taking a picture of your crotch and posting it to social media, similar to a selfie but with crotches
“hey, take a look at my newest crotchy pic on instagram”
when u have little rodents running around in your crotch, it feels wierd, really wierd
dude i have to say my crotchies are itchin like a b-tch
one who is always scratching their b-lls for lack of anything more important to do
ted is so crotchy i can’t shake his hand.
one who is always scratching their b-lls for lack of anything more important to do
ted is so crotchy i can’t shake his hand.
1: crotch-like; especially in action, speech, or thought
2: being a self-centered -sshole
that guy sure is crotchy today. what a jerk.
a crotchy is when your p-n-s gets stuck to your nuts and you have to maneuver it around to free it; also known as a wedgie in your crotch area.
dude1:dude i freakin have a crotchy!!!
dude2:so go behind that bush and pick it…
dude1:good idea

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