crouching fox


when a woman digs a hole in the middle of the living room floor and gets her boyfriend/hubby to come and gizz in the hole. then the woman crouches over it and sticks her nose into the mess. while the woman is occupied doing this, her partner runs outside, gets a tree branch, brings it in, and starts giving the girl -n-l. while doing this, the girl must be making fox noises.
” tammy, why is there a hole in the middle of your living room?”
” oh, me and jim tried out the crouching fox.”

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