Crouching Tiger, Hidden Fountain
when you’re about to c-m when doing a chick from behind, pull out, drool on her back a little to make her think you j-zzed, she turns around and you blast her in the face.
she wasn’t ready for it when i gave her the crouching tiger, hidden fountain.
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