Crouching Uncle
the act of walking into your aunt’s bedroom and finding your uncle with his boxers around his ankles, squatting over your aunt while serving up a pbr and creamed-corn induced hot carl into her waiting mouth… most often occurring while re-runs of the dukes of hazard or full house are playing on the tv.
i went over to uncle jethro’s after the nascar race, and when i walked into the trailer aunt tina was in the midst of wiping the crouching uncle off of her mustache.
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