Crowd Pleaser


a large weapon that has great fire-power, think shotgun or better. more likely a rocket launcher or rpg. given the name as it’s immense destruction with certainly please any crowd.
“yo mack hand me the crowd pleaser, need to show this coward what’s up…”
when you bend a girl over and finger blast her p-ssy from behind while you jerk yourself off
“you need to invite over the crowd pleaser because my boy is ready for action and has no condoms.”
unusual or noteworthy stool which one feels an urge to show to someone before flushing.
after a heavy night i produced a fine log which i had to show my collegues at work, they seemed impressed. what a ” crowd pleaser”
someone who pleases crowds with their exceptionally long p-n-s. also someone, whom other people believe to have a long p-n-s, who is frequently the target of loving male banter or s-xual har-ssment. or just someone’s exceptionally long-serving member.
“hey hey, the crowdpleaser has come out”; “put the crowdpleaser away”
noun: a perfect pair of womens br–sts. size: c-cup on up. usually paired with a banging booty. often displayed in bars, restaurants, parties, malls, and in situations where a female wants something from a man (such as a large tip at a restaurant, a free drink or when something needs fixed). sparks high spirits & enthusiasm among men. evokes jealousy among bitter/insecure women (usually b-tchy girlfriends who catch you “gocking”). commonly referred to as bad jokers, bazongas, cantelopes, fun bags, globes, hooters, jugs, knockers, melons, ta-tas, tig ‘ol bittys, and whoppers among many others.
oh sh-t. did you see the crowd pleasers on that girl?

chase got no nooky tonight because his girlfriend caught him staring at the waitress’s crowd pleasers.
originally named for the larger sets of fireworks that gave particularly large displays of flash and bang, a crowd pleaser is any weapon, usually a gun or missile, that is above average in its devastation.
soldier 1: what’s that bomber packin, b-53s?

soldier 2: nah, b-90 bettys.

soldier 3: ooo, crowd pleasers.
a person that has s-xual relations with many different people.
ifty: man, that girl hops on every guy she meets.

evan: d-mn, what a crowd pleaser.

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