crowder


(krau-der) : in relation to or in direct reference of the hair follicles coming down from the southern portion of the cranium.
i am working on growing my crowder! it will be as beautiful as david crowder’s
the inability to get out of a sand trap.
man, i kept hiting it into the lip and it kept rolling back into the sand trap. i really crowdered that sand trap.
1. noun. a person (in most cases male) who picks the urinal next to another guy when there are nonadjacent urinals still available; usually still applies even when there are dividers.

2. similar to people who talk when they p-ss

“dammit michael, stop being such a crowder!”
someone in your sp-ce even if they were there first.
if you hop in a bed and someone is already there. they are a crowder. if you are still unsure if they are cl-ssified as a crowder… perform this test. take a medium sized stone and place it in bed with you and the probable crowder. say aloud, “this is getting kinda crowded.” if the stone stays… you are definitely in bed with a crowder. also, if the stone stinks… it’s definitely a crowder.

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