the act of receiving oral/a handjob and -j-c-l-t-ng so hard that your s-m-n hits the ceiling.
kevin gave me a handy yesterday and i repaid him with some new crown moulding.
- kanye not
can you not person 1: yo check out me new crocs, they fire ! person 2: … kanye not
gíria para “parceiro”. parça 1: e aí parça!? vai colar com nois hoje? parça 2: pô parça, hoje tá meio emb-ssado. a muié tá no pé.
to turn into an animated gif. panz: “this new app giffinates your live photos” via giphy
to be s-xualy atracted to bowser, the main antagonist/villain from the mario (videogame) franchise. i’m soooo bowsers-xual, i wish he would kidnap me instead of peach.
being germ-polite is when you do not sneeze or cough all over someone next to you when you are full of flu or cold germs. nor do you sneeze or cough into your hand and then shake someone else’s hand. neither is your house germ-polite if you allow your cat to walk over the kitchen […]