crown the queen


when a dude -j-c-l-t-s onto a woman’s forehead in subzero temperatures resulting in the splooge freezing on contact and giving her an ice-y j-zz tiara.
“hey johnson i heard you had quite the date with mandi at the south pole”
“you bet your sweet posterior i did, she even let me crown the queen”
“wow, such royalty”

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