crowning the bowl
crowning the bowl is a term used to describe a sh-t so large in m-ss that it actually breaks the surface of the toilet water.
roomate #1; wtf bro, the toilet is clogged. you could at least plunge that sh-t out.
roomate #2; my bad dude, thought it went down. i ended up crowning the bowl. my sh-t came up for air.
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