Crowning the King
i once heard the late george carlin at a live performance reel off hundreds of witty slang synonyms for masturbation, but his final entry, and the punchline for his entire performance, was,
“crowning the king.”
i thought it was the funniest.
queen elizabeth ii: prince andrew! prince andrew! how much longer are you going to be in there?
prince andrew: just a little while longer, grand mum.
queen elizabeth ii: prince andrew! you are not endevouring to m-st-rb-t- in there, are you?
prince andrew: of course not, grand mum–i’m crowning the king!
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