Cruise Weight
the 5 to 10lbs. (and even more in extreme cases) of weight put on while on a luxury cruise with all you can eat buffets, room service and plentiful alcohol.
“hey man, you’re getting fat!”
“it’s ok dude, it’s just cruise weight.”
“oh, i see.”
the maximum weight a girl can attain and still be attractive to men cruising for tail
chicks above 120 can no longer be considered “pick-upable” as they have exceeded their maximum cruise weight.
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