cruke
v. 1. the act of cr-pping and puking simultaneously
pete could not sleep with some sk-nk because after a long night of boozing and eating taco bell, he was nervous that he would cruke in her bed.
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and ugle female. can be used in high degrees depending on how ugly the broad is; double crunch, triple crunch. also undercover crunchdonkey: appears to be ok but is tore up once she gets her clothes off. “ay, i just got hit on by a crunchdonkey.” “look at that head, that b-tch is a double […]
- crusty melon
when a man deficates on the br–sts of a woman and allows the feces to dry into a hard crusty sh-ll. fred: hey man, how was your date last night? allen: it was great! i gave that b-tch a crusty melon. she’s still in the bedroom drying out.
- crusty mustache
to c-m upon a female’s upper lip while she is asleep. after the seman has dried it is now become a crusty mustache. your crusty mustache is iratating my lips.
- crying shame
a sarcastic response given to others when informed of a trajedy to persons that you have no connection to. chick: “hey, did you hear? a train derailed killing lots of people in india.” dude: “really, tell me more.” chick: “well, the news said some people survived.” dude: “crying shame.” used to describe a group of […]
- Cuban dick shower
much like cuban shower, this is the act of a male spraying or coating his genitalia with cologne or scented products, in the interest of masking his true musk. usually employed after hot s-x with stanky–ss p-ssy. when the lights flipped on, i saw how uggo she was, and i had to give myself a […]