crumb dumpster


someone of a fat overweight chubby or obese nature who leaves no leftovers or crumbs behind. someone who eats everything and anything like how a dumpster takes in anything and everything. in other words, a fat-ss.
look at that guy at the buffet, what a crumb dumpster.

i was trying to be romantic and feed my date a cookie when the crumb dumpster almost took my hand off.

we couldn’t get on the roller coaster because a crumb dumpster was taking up two seats.

i wish i had some leg room; this crumb dumpster is spilling over into my seat.

can you please seat us somewhere else? these crumb dumpsters are so loud i can’t hear myself think.
derived from the common derogatory phrase “c-m dumpster” to be applied toward anyone or anything that ravenously picks up or eats crumbs that have been dropped from already eaten foodstuffs.
“jesus your dog is a f-cking crumb dumpster!”

“yeah? well maybe you can get the food in your mouth for a change?!”

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