when your significant other farts in your p-ssenger seat of your car while eating french fries
quit crumbdusting. thats gross
is a pejorative term describing an item with impressive features mainly used by men to lure women into s-xual intercourse. b: hey t, great new car you have there. must be a perfect cl-tbait! t: yeah, i hope so. g: i am sure it is, because it’s big and black. c: you definitely gonna get […]
- shlong knocker
a flaming h-m- looking for random d-cks in the club clayburn is such a shlong knocker
98.6 is the average normal temperature for a human . therefore, when one responds with “98.6” it means they are healthy and well, though not necessarily “great.” fred: how you doing bobo? bobo: “98.6 bruh, 98.6” a term used to describe a female c-ckblocker. the b-tch doing the c-ckblocking (8) makes sure that you (6) […]
1) a stylish way to write sh-t. 计 is a chinese character but looks like it. can be used when chat has a swear filter. 1) in wow dabest_pwner: hahahaahah! attack me and you get pwned! haha run away orc cowards! justawowplayer: this game is hard! i keep getting pwned by them orcs! this game […]
the perfect balance of being drunk and high! look at that girl! she is shadazzled!