crumbler
a person usually a brother who takes it upon himself to brush crumbs off his younger brother’s lap after his lil bro has finished eating and dropping crumbs from a cake or biscuit onto his lap. mis-understood as an attempt to stroke his bro’s johnson/meat trucheon/pork sword he is labelled a h-m- from this point on despite his innocence and will be constantly reminded by the nicknames ‘the crumbler’ , ‘johnny crumbs’ , ‘crumbleton’ and ‘crumblestiltskin’.
big bro (to little bro) : you messy little jazza you have crumbs on ur lap (proceeds to brush them off)
lil bro: errrr you h-m- stop trying to stroke my snake – shouts: ‘mum he’s trying to rape me…get away from me you crumbler’
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