Crumpet bum
slang used for someone with celulite on their b-m, it gives the effect of a crumpet! also a built up residue of -n-l cr-p due to lack of -ss wiping abilities
lad: holly h-ll look at that crumpet b-m over there! she aint been -ss wiping
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