crumpet party
the female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to b-tter each other’s crumpets. not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.
“hey, hon, where’s your mother?”
“off playing bridge with the gals, i guess.”
“ah, christ, not another crumpet party!”
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