Crunch-a-tize me
the journey begins as one partner (must be a male) sticks cap’n crunch brand cereal to his own genitals. he then slides his newly made “s-xual breakfast bar” into the -n-s of his partner (could be male, female, or anything with a nice sized r-ct-m). the dominant figure, also known as the “cap’n”, thrusts his tasty treat in and out of his partner until he fills their insides with milky love. the act is completed as the soggy cereal is released into a bowl and consumed by the cap’n and his partner.
“crunch-a-tize me” max begged, and i did as he asked. it was a thrilling experience for both of us
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