Crunchberry


when f-cking a man in the -ss missionary style, and sucking his c-ck at the same time.
the other day i gave cory a sloppy crunchberry, and it tasted so good!
this is an injury that occurs when two men are having s-x in the missionary position and the guy on the bottom gets his t-st-cl-s smashed by the stomach of the guy on top.
guy 1: hey why can’t you play football today?

guy 2: because our quarterback gave me some crunch berries during s-x last night.
the resultant effect of dingle berries that have not given up their attachment to -n-s hair and have therefore become dehydrated.
because of his co-rs- -n-l hair, fred had several attached crunch berries and cried out when he sat down
another name for a c-ck blocker, hence the c and b in crunch berry. generally, it is a less vulagar word to use.
dude 1: dude! she’s a total crunch berry!
dude 2: dude, i know. she totally crunch berried me.
another word for an ecstasy pill. taken from an episode of drawn together where wooldor eats “crunchberries” and rolls h-lla b-lls.
“no more crunchberries for you wooldor!”
“but.. but i need them to relax!”

“yo, wanna eat a crunchberry with me?”

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