Crunchy Creeper


a creepy male figure, generally dirty looking who stares for a period longer then 15 seconds.

characteristics include, greasy hair, bad odor, and a creeper aura.
man creepily looks at a girl. gives the sk-nk eye and stares her down.

girls standing by: “eww why is he being a crunchy creeper”

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