crunchy mama


mother who supports homebirth, breastfeeding, baby wearing, cloth diapering, co-sleeping, gentle discipline, etc. one who questions established medical authority; tends to be vegetarian and/or prepare all-organic foods. see crunchy and hippie.
that crunchy mama is breastfeeding in public again!

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