Crunchy Taco
a woman who has an aggressive, unfriendly, or “crunchy” personality.
d-mn, that girl was a crunchy taco.
step:1
repeatedly bust a nut on a woman’s c-nt.
step:2
let the man milk dry and become “crunchy”.
step:3
now its time to get down and dirty and eat the woman out.
i met a b-tch last night who was so freaky that she let me eat her crunchy taco.
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