Crunchy Toothbrush
when a man c-ms in your mouth ‘by mistake’ – you secretly spit it out onto his toothbrush so it dries and is crunchy for his next use.
matilda was upset that robert ‘mistakenly’ -j-c-l-t-d in her mouth after she kindly asked him not to. she politely excused herself after their intercourse session and ‘mistakenly’ spit her mouthful of babies so he would have a crunchy toothbrush the next morning.
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