crundle monster


the frightening creature that dwells within a women’s crundle. usually, this monster creaps out whenever the women bends over and it makes this sound- rraaaaaaaahhhhhhhh. this monster is among the worst smelling things found on earth and resembles some kind of mix between a hermit crab, a hobbit, and hank aaron. warning signs for a women with a crundle: a gunt, a m-ffin top, a fupa, a vagamuch, or with feke.
look out! the crundle monster is gonna get you.

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