crunk and dunk
simply to consume enough alcohol to be able to accept the bullsh-t of the broad you are dating long enough to f-ck her.
man, just a couple of more shots of patron and i’ll be ready to crunk and dunk. man julia is a pain the -ss, but i need to get laid.
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