Crunk Master
the person at a party that is first to get intoxicated; be it alcohol, marijuana, or hard core drugs. this person aims toward one goal: to get and stay plastered.
a crunk master can easily be identified in the wild as the first to take their shirt off and the last to recover from a hangover.
i just woke up in a dumpster with no clothes with no recollection of last night; i must’ve been quite the crunk master
i hate the crunk master. she just tore off all of her clothes after a bottle of champagne at my wedding and f-cked the best man before the ceremony,
the crunk master just did crystal meth after 20 shots! lets go watch her puke and get arrested!
i got a call from the crunk master and she says she is mexico with a balloon full of cocaine in her -ss.
-noun
kru^ngk mas-ter, kru^ngk mah-ster]
1. a person with the ability or power to reach a point of inebriation beyond the point of recognition
2. one who facilitates a binge drinking session
3. lil’ jon
dude, did you see peter frampton at tgi fridays last night? he was being such a crunkmaster, that he tried sticking his d-ck in the mashed potatoes.
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