Crunkfest


an annual period of campus-wide partying, drunkenness, crunkenness, and general debauchery at swarthmore college, where partic-p-nts form teams and earn -ssigned point values for ridiculous acts. the team that has the most points formulates the rules for the next crunkfest. mystery shrouds the rest of details of crunkfest, with the intent of keeping most occurrences, acts of dubitable legality, out of the public spotlight.
person: did you guys hear about what happened at crunkfest last year? apparently some straight guys had s-x together for points.

guys: yeah. they were the second place team.
its a festival involving many people getting very crazy and drunk. there will always be large quant-ties of alcohol consumed and crunkfest and usually strippers.
you are cordially invited to the crunkfest this weekend…just bring some ho’s.
1. an event that takes place in a neighborhood over 4 or more days in which everyone drinks constantly together.
yo man, dj and tyler are coming down for winterbreak, its gonna be crunkfest 2010 part two!
wild parties thrown in the valley (the san fernando valley, 818, l.a.) by white suburban kids who like to get crunked.
my parents are going to cabo next week…crunk fest!!!

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