crunkie


a derivative of crunk, which generally means “very drunk.” a crunkie is someone, usually an underage girl, who is very drunk.
hey jerome, let’s go to that bar up 23rd street. nah, just a bunch of crunkies there drinking on fake ids. yeah, like i said, let’s go to that bar up 23rd street.
a computer junkie, some one who spends hours on the computer instead of spending time with friends, likes to beat his own top score on games. could spend hours on a computer, preferably prefers the pc to the human race.
“bill gates is a right crunkie, he spends hours over his computer and ner goes out”

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