crunkled


so crazy drunk that you’ve become crippled.
dude, i was so crunkled last night that i couldn’t get off the couch to go out.
crumbled, crinkled
i stepped on the paper and it crunkled.
combination of cr-p, funk and haggled. when something is just all messed up. nothing’s really cool about the situation. crunkity.
my back is just sore as h-ll, it’s all crunkled up.

look at all that laundry i have to fold. that sh-t’s crunkled.

that chick is crunkled.

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