Crunt in the Nadgers
a good hard shot to the b-ll-cks. a thump in the love spuds, right in the queensburys . a punch in the twins. straight in the business. a kick in the jewels. a knee to the nuts. a crisp headb-tt to the t-st-cl-. a c-ck punch gone horribly horribly wrong.
acknowledged by scientists as being the most painful event that can possible befall the human body. proven to be 19 times more painful than childbirth.
you carry on acting like a dumb-ss and you’re gonna get a crunt in the nadgers.
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