crush goggles
a state of being where a person has exponentially increased in attrativeness due to the fact that u have a crush on them.
joe:bruh, why do avi like that chick? she so ug!
alex: yeah, he got a case of crush goggles.
avi:what did i do in this life to deserve a girl as beautiful as u?
(joe, alex): what a f-g
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