crush slut
(n.) an individual constantly attracted to multiple individuals at the same time. the word crush describes the individual’s temporary attraction, while the word sl-t emphasizes the inconsistancy and indecency of the individual’s attraction; not necessarily s-xual in nature.
holly has liked 4 different people in the past 2 weeks, and currently has a crush on 3 people. she is such a crush sl-t.
a person that has a crush on someone, -ssumes it is true love, and must automatically date their crush. the relationships between a crush sl-t and a normal person are relatively short, and even shorter if there are two crush sl-ts. after breaking up, the crush sl-t will find someone new within the first week. the cycle never ends until they die, apparently.
my friend’s brando and amelia are quite the crush sl-ts; they’ve had more significant others than i’ve had chocolate! and i’m friggin’ huge!
1) a person that has a new crush every week
2) a person that has multiple crushes at the same time
3) a combination of 1 and 2
you have a new crush like, every week!
well ya but i have multiples
i mean c’mon ive been crushing on travis for almost a year
omg you’re such a crush sl-t
crushsl-t is a label placed on people who attempt to date, but can only dream. they have crushes on many people, but sadly, can get none. gernally, the number of crushes is 3, meaning if the person has more than 3 crushes and is shot down all three times, they are indeed, a crush….sl-t.
kid: “patsy likes me”
friend: “where are you going?”
kid: “to vommit violently until i faint.”
-later-
friend: “patsy likes me too”
friend2: “patsy likes me now”
friend3: “patsy likes me now too”
friend4: “patsy likes me also”
kid: “you poor dumb b-st-rds”
n. an individual who finds themself l-sting over various members of the opposite s-x often, but rarely pushes for involvement.
grace, you are a total crushsl-t.
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