crush-whipped
your existence is influenced by your crush.
symptoms include, but aren’t limited to:
1. swooning at the mere mention of their name
2. daily time-outs in the emocorner
3. denial
4. mild-stalking. sorry i mean “admiring from a distance”.
5. a weird craving to watch chick-flicks
person 1: omg shanaynay was talking to will -bursts into tears/spontaneously combusts-
person 2: you are totally crush-whipped. -eye roll here-
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