Crushier
a mixture of the words “crush” and “cashier”. it is used to describe a person working the cash register that also happens to be your crush.
– “dude, that girl behind the counter was so hot!”
-“right, she’s my new crushier.”
-“i have dozends of crushiers.”
-“now that jenny works at the walmart i usually go to, she’s now my crushier.”
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