Crushing Puppy
code word for crushing p-ssy. use it when you are talking to a friend who might be crushing p-ssy.
hey bobbitt you crushing puppy tonight.
make sure you lick that puppy before you crush it.
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- Boss Punch
when bruce springsteen slid into the camera with his b-lls, during the super bowl half time show. can be used for any slightly s-xual physical impact. “the next time that jerk tries to grab my belt buckle, i am going to totally boss punch him in the -ss.”
- electrothermal atomizer
a carbon or metal device through which an electrical current is p-ssed in order to subject substances to heat treatment that isolates and identifies the chemical composition of that substance “what’s the chemical composition of this substance? better use the old electrothermal atomizer…”
- Flaberduberic
doing anything completely pointless simply for the sole purpose of entertaining yourself and frustrating the other people involved. arguing over the speed limit sign that you just p-ssed. one says 30mph the other says it was 40mph. even if you know it says 30 you continue the conversation for several weeks no matter how many […]
- Boster Sauce
term for someone else doing your job and screws it up. g-d d-mnit, travis did a total boster sauce and jacked this all up.
- Boston Cock Block
unlike a c-ck block, when anyone can jump the gun on you. when you’re scouting a girl at a bar and your bro jumps in front of you to kick it. mike to phil -“you see that hottie in the blue tank top over there by the bar? after i take a p-ss i’m on […]