Crushmate
a crushmate is a person whom you like and who likes you back. you both know that you like each other, but you are not dating for some reason. having a crushmate is that step between the friend zone and actually going out.
“hey, i saw you and rachel talking today.” -nudge nudge-
“yeah, she’s just so great.”
“you guys are such a cute couple.”
“nah, we’re not going out. we’re just crushmates.”
“why don’t you just ask her out? you obviously like each other!”
“yeah, we both know. it’s just complicated…”
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