crushphobia
the fear of talking to or impressing your crush because you genuinely have feelings for her and you think she is amazing.
-ss holes don’t have this phobia. as they don’t care about a girl. they just want her as a trophy.
crushphobia is the main reason why nice guys don’t have girlfriends.
i want to go talk to her, but i can’t. i have crushphobia. now that -ss hole without feeling will win her heart.
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