Crushzone
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crushzone
where you are when you realize that someone who you thought genuinely wanted to be your friend only had romantic or s-xual interest in you all along. the cl-ssification of relationship where someone you liked on a personal level doesn’t want your friendship if your body isn’t included.
chris: so, mary, do you want to go on a date with me sometime?
mary: i’m sorry, chris, really, but i like you as a friend and think we should stay that way.
chris: what? way to friendzone me, b-tch.
mary: friendzone you? i wouldn’t have even done that if i knew you were going to crushzone me.
by merida may 16, 2013
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