Crust-bone
the noun that occurs when ones p-n-s/b-n-r becomes so encrusted with sm-gm- and fromunda cheese that it is no longer recognizable as a human p-n-s
also the noun that occurs when having -n-l or v-g-n-l s-x with a women, but after c-mming, not pulling out until your p-n-s has been encrusted into the hole and is irremovable
guy: alright are you ready for this -whips it out-
girl: oh my f-cking god you totes have a f-cking crust-bone!!! im tweeting this
dude 1: -talking on phone with friend- hey man we had an amazing night, but i can’t hang today…
dude 2: wtf man why not?
dude 1: i didn’t pull out and we fell asleep so now i got a crust-bone…
dude 2: oh… that sucks…
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