Crustacean Nation
the ill-fated line of transformer-esque toys that consisted of a deformed half-lobster half-cheetah created by the mosaic team on “the apprentice.”
“sweetie, i’m sorry…i couldn’t find you those transformers you wanted, but the man at the counter recommended this instead…crustacean nation! doesn’t it look fun, honey?”
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