crustie
crust punk, crusty, crustie.
derived from the root word crust meaning: rude.
a young person who does not live in a way that society considers normal, typically w/ untidy or dirty clothes and hair, and no regular job or permanent home; bohemian, nomadic.
originally coined “stenchcore” this extreme 80’s evolved subgenre of poltical punk & metal was pioneered by bands like amebix, deviated instinct, & doom.
crusties are instinctively anti-authority with varying politically nihilistic values such as anti-work, anti-government, anti-war, anti-religion, anti-vivisection, anti-civilization, etc.
crusties are also highly individualistic and crudely sophisticated- often self-taught in the d.i.y. ethos of punkdom, and inclined to travel, trainhop, spange, squat, & dumpster dive as a lifeway; a way of life.
that crustie couple had a rad three-legged dog named gutter.
i heard about these two crustie kids who were har-ssed by a cop, so they kicked him in the nards and tried to sell his utility belt & gun for $5.
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