Crustmink
someone who tries to be clean but is really just dirty.
person a: eww, did you see stella today?
person b: yeah, shes such a crustmink!
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an even bigger, stupider version of a phallus. phallus g-d, you are such a turbo phallus!
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p–p stains in your underwear from pushing a t-rd out before you pull your pants down or have access to a toilet. a premature heave ho that results in having p–p in your undies. person 1: “oh man, i gotta p–p!” person 2: “be careful! i hope you don’t wind up with t-rdle kisses!” person […]
- Crusty-Rusty
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