Crusty Awakening
when a person (can be guy or girl) suddenly wakes up in the dawn of light to find that they are temporarily blinded by some crusty substance on their masked eye. low and behold, they find out that the nasty crustiness is none other than a savage c-m glaze that was placed sometime during their innocent slumber.
ali awoke to an unexpected darkness as she tried to open her eyes, she found that they were fastened shut by a dried substance, called the crusty awakening, that bill had strategically placed while she was laying fast asleep.
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