Crusty Balboa
the act performed right before climax of knocking a girl unconscious with a well placed punch and -j-c-l-t-ng on her face after the fact. when she wakes up she will have a crusty layer on her skin as well as a headache. named for boxing legend rocky balboa.
she was blowing me and right before i finished i dropped her with a left and finished on her face and hair. it was my first ever crusty balboa!
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