Crusty Breakfast Burrito
have the girl take a huge wet sh-t, then start f-cking her a few minutes in pull a switcharoony and stealty ram it into her b-tthole. quiclky pull your d-ck out so that there sh-t all over your hog. then give her the business claiming that she took a sh-t on your d-nk. as she says claims it was not her fault, and that she will doing anything for your forgiveness. don’t was your hog so that the sh-t on your d-ck has dried and become crusty. wait till the next morning and while she is asleep stealthly insert your d-ck into her oral cavity.
“that b-tch shat on my d-ck so i gave her a crusty breakfast burrito”
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