crusty cluster


the definition for a crusty cl-ster is when you take a sh-t and day after day you dont wipe your -rs- it builds up and the sh-t build up is considered a crusty cl-ster ie a build up of old feocal matter
dude “i had the sh-ts again but i never bother wiping the wife always uses all the bog roll”
another dude “no way man thats gross your going to end up with a crusty cl-ster on your -rs-”
the act of picking of an old bl–dy booger and inserting into your shaft while having a b-n-r and then j-zzing multiple times and the booger blocks the j-zz in the shaft as you wait for 3 days and then get a b-n-r and have -n-l s-x and then as your a about to j-zz remove the bl–dy old booger proceed to j-zz with dried up s-m-n
me and my family are making a project of making a crusty cl-ster

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