Crusty Dildo


a d-ld- that has dried up p-ssy juice all over it from recent use. banana crust
– that one chick that just moved in is gross as f-ck. she left a nasty crusty d-ld- on her bed this afternoon.
-how did u find out
-no “p-rnographical” reason… 😉
– (:o

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