Crusty Guard


when one -j-c-l-t-s a significant enough quant-ty within their pants so as to build up a thick sh-ll around their junk that acts as a biodegradable, homemade, and shock-resistant cup.
“ah man, i was h-rny before the big lacrosse match so i built up a nice ol’ crusty guard.”

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